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Friday, September 02, 2005

What we Need to do to Win

Some will say the war in Iraq is a success, some will call it a failure. But instead of looking like a playbook conservative saying how great it is, or a loony lefty saying how wrong it is, I'm going to tell you what we need to do to win.

Step one: Stop giving out money to unnecessary things. Things like international aid (excluding the middle east of course) Funding to illegal immigrants. Cut down welfare. And a few other frivolous funds.

Step two: Clear all terrorists from Iraq and seal the Iraqi boarder from more terrorists coming in.

Step three: Separate the Sunnies from the the Kurds and Shiites, then follow through with the constitution.

Step four: Move out of Iraq and attack Iran with air strikes. And for those of you who don't know, Iran is where all the terrorists are coming from.
To stop from landmine problems we will use hovercrafts. If you've seen the movie "Die Another Day" then you know what I mean. And yes, they do exist.
We will not be "nice" to the enemy, that would cause a greater loss in lives.

Step five: Bring the troops home.

So there you go. Five steps that will help the war in Iraq finish. Why will this never happen? It makes too much sense. Its pretty bad when a 15 year old is smarter than the president of the United States. Now you will have a GOOD reason to be mad at Bush if this doesn't happen, because if it doesn't, we will be in Iraq for a long, long time.

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